Annual year-in-review 2014

     Our annual year-in-review is late, partly because we haven’t been prepared to relive the horrors that were 2014. 
     Jacob had just turned 3, and we knew as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake that we could breath a sigh of relief knowing the “terrible twos” were over and the super-easy threes were just about to begin. In retrospect, we’re thinking of renaming the threes the “your-child-hates-you-no-matter-what-you-do–s.” 
     Jacob has hit all of the important milestones for his age this year.  Most notably he has learned to play video games and knows most of the good swears. As a consumer, his favorite things include: watching parkour videos on youtube, watching people hurt themselves in parkour videos on YouTube, dancing to Bruno Mars, Transformers (classic cartoons), and of course, Doctor Who.
     We spent the first several months of the year trying to get our new home livable, until we finally just said, “[eff] it,” and moved in anyway. Common phrases uttered this year were “why is this leaking?” and “NOW why is this leaking?” We were able to find solutions to most of our issues by consulting the experts of YouTube and by Skyping™in family expertise. The mystery we’re most proud of solving is that changing the light fixture in the bathroom is what caused the power in the bedrooms to go out for several months. We’re feeling confident that we’ll have the house ready in time to move next summer.
     Kim was able to successfully plant a garden, though the reaping was somewhat less successful. She also enjoyed a summer of keeping her promise to mow the lawn should we ever have a yard. Ender spent the year doing the same thing he has been doing for the past 6 years: studying. To unwind, Ender enjoys occasionally not studying.
     We adopted another rescue mutt this year, a chihuahua-terrier named Mighty Macho, because our anxious dog, Rory, seemed so desperate for companionship. They don’t get along so we’re thinking that we should get a cat to mediate. 
     The highlights of the year were lots of Little Cæsar’s® hot-n-ready® pizza, a cross-country road trip which included camping, kayaks, and family visits. At the end of the year our family particularly enjoyed a Christmas stay-cation playing board games and frequenting Redbox®. 

     May 2015 be equal parts amazing and dry for all of our friends and family!

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